Tech-savvy Cook T-Shirts

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'And how EXACTLY am I supposed to peel the carrots when we don't even have an electronic multiblade adjustable potato peeler?'

Internet Software, Surfing Suggestion.

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Latest in Microwave Technology."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"Fresh pepper?"

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"Something photogenic for each of us."

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

Microwave confusion.

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."