Tech-reliant Cook T-Shirts

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Fresh pepper?"

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

Microwave confusion.

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.