Tech-savvy Olympian Gifts

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

City Marathon.

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Halloween Selfie

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"A virus ate my homework."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"Buy my data $20"

Bike powered computer.

A man shoots at a drone.

Questions Online

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."

Arachnid Research Lab. I don't need to actually be here all the time, I use a web cam!

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."