Tech-savvy Globetrotter Gifts

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Pan Extension Chord

Coffee shop

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

'I think its being tapped.'

Migration Music

Scenic selfie site

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"