Stone Age Aficionados Gifts

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'

"I'm a caveman, not a stay-at-cave man."

"C'est nouveau, c'est suisse!"

"Honey, they're decorative."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Early accounting scandals.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'What's on the other side?...'

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"Too much club."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"The cave-men are digging a big hole and putting spikes at the bottom: I say let's stay well away from there..."

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'- and this is the drawing room..'