Stone Age History Buff Prints

An early vegetarian returning from a kill

Tourists

The first car accident.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

The Fall of Gnome

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'I'm not complaining or anything, but these are going to be really hard on our self-esteem!'

Mummy Shrink.

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"