Stone Age Prints

Monolithopoly.

The first car accident.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Hey, what is this stuff? It makes everything I think seem profound?"

Cavemen playing darts.

Self Serv 1,000,000 B.C.

"I call it a 'portable fire-stick'."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Those Were The Days

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Used wheels

"Too much club."

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"This is what I use for social media."

'Is the fire included?'

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'- and this is the drawing room..'

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'