Stone Age Historian Prints

'What have I told you before about drawing on the walls?'

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

'Could you read that back to me, please?'

"Don't bother your father right now. He's depressed."

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

Stone Age Driving Test

"On the rocks?"

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Those Were The Days

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Used wheels

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

Mammoth Posing

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'