Wood-chopping Enthusiast Gifts

"What kind of fire, hon - oak, maple, or apple?"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

"Today, son, you are a man."

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Luthier

Whittlers Mother

Board Meeting

Lumberjack Christmases.

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

Absurd log splitting machine

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

"Reproduction furniture."

Irish Jig Saws

Nice one, Darling. You've given us a Gothic arch cut out ouf the kitchen table.

"Don't overdo it, dear."