Wood-chopping Enthusiast Pillows

"What kind of fire, hon - oak, maple, or apple?"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"Today, son, you are a man."

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Luthier

Board Meeting

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

Lumberjack Christmases.

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Absurd log splitting machine

"Reproduction furniture."

Nice one, Darling. You've given us a Gothic arch cut out ouf the kitchen table.

"Redwood or oak?"