Wood Chopping Aficionados Gifts

"Don't overdo it, dear."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Luthier

Whittlers Mother

Board Meeting

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

"Reproduction furniture."

Due to rising fuel prices and tired of dodging kickback, Fred tries an alternative method of cutting firewood.

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

Tree and man

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Irish Jig Saws

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

'Yuck Mum, this wood is way too dry!'

Nice one, Darling. You've given us a Gothic arch cut out ouf the kitchen table.

What are you doing? Everyone knows you don't paint original wood trim.

"Brazilian Rosewood accents any dam."

Have you seen the other tent pole?

'Your table will be ready shortly.'

'You just GOTTA do things the hard way, don't ya.'