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"Don't overdo it, dear."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Rocking horse

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Luthier

Board Meeting

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

Tree and man

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

"Reproduction furniture."

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

Due to rising fuel prices and tired of dodging kickback, Fred tries an alternative method of cutting firewood.

Have you seen the other tent pole?

'Yuck Mum, this wood is way too dry!'

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

Nice one, Darling. You've given us a Gothic arch cut out ouf the kitchen table.

"Brazilian Rosewood accents any dam."

'Your table will be ready shortly.'

'You just GOTTA do things the hard way, don't ya.'

'Say it with Timber'