Chopping Trees T-Shirts

'You just GOTTA do things the hard way, don't ya.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Stop and Birch

"Today, son, you are a man."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Childhood

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Some walk, huh?"

No tree hugging.

Sawrd Fighting

William and Real Estate

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

Take your Daughter to Word Day

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

Newton's Laws of Motion at work in the woods.

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

Tree and man

Due to rising fuel prices and tired of dodging kickback, Fred tries an alternative method of cutting firewood.

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"

Types of Willow Trees: Weeping, Freaked Out, Post-Nap and Super-Toned.

'Run Forest, Run!'

'The owner is motivated.'

Tree Crash: Tree Care Specialist