Tree Chopping T-Shirts

A man with roots and barcodes for legs

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"First time pruning?"

"Today, son, you are a man."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Childhood

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

"Some walk, huh?"

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Loggerheads

Sawrd Fighting

'Isn't nature wonderful? All those sycamore seeds fluttering over our garden - and every last one of them fertile.'

William and Real Estate

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

'Give it to me straight, doctor - is it Dutch Elm Disease?

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Take your Daughter to Word Day

Man chops down trees to make wooden car.

Man talking to a tree.

"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."

Due to rising fuel prices and tired of dodging kickback, Fred tries an alternative method of cutting firewood.

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

Newton's Laws of Motion at work in the woods.

Tree thinks about its lifecycle as a man is about to cut it down.

Tree and man

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'