Tree Trimming Enthusiast T-Shirts

Merry Christmas/Happy new year

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"First time pruning?"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Tree house.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

Stop and Birch

"Today, son, you are a man."

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

Childhood

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

No tree hugging.

Lumberjack Christmases.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

Sawrd Fighting

'Isn't nature wonderful? All those sycamore seeds fluttering over our garden - and every last one of them fertile.'

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

Cutting the tree too early?

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.