Tree Trimming Enthusiast Gifts

Merry Christmas/Happy new year

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"First time pruning?"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Tree house.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Stop and Birch

"Today, son, you are a man."

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

Childhood

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

Tree Squirrel

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

No tree hugging.

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

Lumberjack Christmases.

Sawrd Fighting

'Isn't nature wonderful? All those sycamore seeds fluttering over our garden - and every last one of them fertile.'

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

Cutting the tree too early?

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'