Tree Decorating Enthusiast Gifts

Christmas Ballet Tree.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Tree house.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Stop and Birch

"Today, son, you are a man."

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Childhood

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

Lumberjack Christmases.

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

No tree hugging.

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

Masky Christmas!

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.