Tree Art Lover Gifts

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Venus

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Use your imagination.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

What's an Imax cave?

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Do you have anything bigger?

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Amateurs."

'Greenwich in the Season'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"He gets easily abstracted."