Native Art Lover Gifts

An Ant's nest in the form of a Tepee

"HOLD STILL!!!"

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

Tribal masks.

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

Art Theft

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

Early art critic

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

Boomerang

Wigwam Sign: Dances with Real Estate

Computers drawing and writing compared to a person's

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

"This place feels huge since all my sisters went off to college."

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

"I'll be glad when they evolve past this primitive ritual."

Red Indian with totem pole making rude gestures towards frontier town.

Before the Domestication of Cows

Indian snake charmer at cricket match.

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

'I told you to not use my war bonnet for dusting.'

Duck Crossing Artist

"Used to be you'd get a sensible nose piercing and leave it at that."

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"

Africa