Tree Decorating Enthusiast Mugs

Christmas Ballet Tree.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Tree house.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

Stop and Birch

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"Today, son, you are a man."

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Tree Squirrel

Childhood

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

Lumberjack Christmases.

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

No tree hugging.

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

Masky Christmas!

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

Caution - Men Working In Trees.