Tree Trunk Enthusiast Gifts

Unfinished furniture store

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Tree house.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

D.I.Y

Stop and Birch

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"Today, son, you are a man."

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Childhood

Spring in Japan.

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

No tree hugging.

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Lumberjack Christmases.

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'Peter Brady, you get down from there right now! Pear trees are for partridges only!'

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

Types of Willow Trees: Weeping, Freaked Out, Post-Nap and Super-Toned.