Tree Felling T-Shirts

"Let's surprise Mom with ANOTHER Christmas tree!"

Deforestation.

"First time pruning?"

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Today, son, you are a man."

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'Green Peace'

Tree collapse...

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Whittlers Mother

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Let's hope it'll work!"

Tortured Plank

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

A chopped down tree grows wings and flies off.

Stranded Woodsman.

The last bird in the last wood...

"Well, they look friendly enough."

"I will avenge you, Father."

"It's called being preemptive."