Tree Felling T-Shirts

"Let's surprise Mom with ANOTHER Christmas tree!"

Deforestation.

"First time pruning?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Today, son, you are a man."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'Green Peace'

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Tree collapse...

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Tortured Plank

"Let's hope it'll work!"

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

Stranded Woodsman.

"Well, they look friendly enough."

"I will avenge you, Father."

A chopped down tree grows wings and flies off.

Spotted Owl Migration