Tree Feller T-Shirts

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

A man with roots and barcodes for legs

"...And that'll be the year they tied a yellow round the old oak tree."

Deforestation.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

God's Subcontractors

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Now it fits.'

A man rakes a tree

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Tree Funeral

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Bottletrees.

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

I want to talk about the environment...

'it's the last bite that worries me.'