Tree Feller Gifts

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

A man with roots and barcodes for legs

"...And that'll be the year they tied a yellow round the old oak tree."

Deforestation.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

God's Subcontractors

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'Now it fits.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

A man rakes a tree

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Tree Funeral

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

Camping with Mr. Thorough

You're a workaholic, Jan.

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Bottletrees.

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.