Tree Stand Trickster Gifts

Dunk Hunt

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Ski kicker.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

Santas Pulling the Sleigh

'The Prisoners' Aid Society's Lucky Dip seems to be a ,er-runaway success, Sir!!'

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

Women Golfers

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

'He's just messing with your mind.'

Santa using reindeer antlers to play snooker

'I've left Santa out a little something.'

Come a little closer my dear feathered friend.

"Ha! The joke's on him. All I did was pee."

Wife puts her husband off at golf.

'Don't let my title fool you.'

That's probably the wrong tree for the church garden.