Tree Stand Trickster Pillows

Dunk Hunt

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Ski kicker.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

Piñata police line-up.

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

Women Golfers

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

Santas Pulling the Sleigh

'The Prisoners' Aid Society's Lucky Dip seems to be a ,er-runaway success, Sir!!'

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

Trick of Treat

'He's just messing with your mind.'

Santa using reindeer antlers to play snooker

"Do you think he'll go for it?"

'I've left Santa out a little something.'

Come a little closer my dear feathered friend.

"Ha! The joke's on him. All I did was pee."

Wife puts her husband off at golf.

'Don't let my title fool you.'