Tree Prankster Pillows

"Ha! The joke's on him. All I did was pee."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Turkey Autopsy

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Christmas Presents.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Apple harvest."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

'Where are you going?'

Santa Claws...

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

The Devil's advocaat.

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Clown watering his flowers.

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

'If you are a good boy, Santa will bring you the tires next year.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"It was worth a try."