Woodland Prankster Pillows

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"Apple harvest."

'Where are you going?'

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'Last night, I snuck into the barn with a latex medical glove tied to the end of a hose...haha!'

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

Snowman in the Freezer.

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"It was a professional hit..."

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

Squirrel decorates its tail as a christmas tree

Drones Unlimited

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

'Let me guess... Your kids bought you a new hunting cap for Father's Day, right?'

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."