Woodland Prankster Mugs

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Apple harvest."

'Where are you going?'

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

Snowman in the Freezer.

"It was a professional hit..."

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

Drones Unlimited

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

Squirrel decorates its tail as a christmas tree

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'