Tree Stump Fisher Gifts

A man fishing in a tree stump

Fish hunting for men.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Been waiting long?'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Clouds

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Summer Sledding

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Tree growing

Overturned boat.

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

Ice Whaling

'Ben feels that if you have to net them anyway, why bother using a rod?'

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Man talking to a tree.

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

"His online profile said he was a "silverback", but in fact, he was just old..."

"Quit complaining and decorate it! Number one, it's tradition, number two, it's nobody we know..."