Fisher Gifts

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

Fish hunting for men.

'So much for your secret fishing spot!'

'Hey, nice hammock, Gary.'

Catch-and-release whaling.

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"All they had was Oscar bait."

Overturned boat.

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

Fish are catching on to how we catch them.

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'

'I'd like a 'trout pout'.'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Summer Sledding

Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

'Ben wakes up when the ice melts, or for hunting season, whichever comes first.'

'Wait, dear! -- You forgot to take your vitamin C!'

Ice Whaling

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Ben feels that if you have to net them anyway, why bother using a rod?'

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

LUNCH TIME!!

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

A man standing next to a dried out river daydreaming of fishing

"Your job will be to furnish the office with fresh fish on a daily basis."

Bitchbark Canoe

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Not that net!'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"