Sport Fisher Gifts

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Ice fisher.

Fish hunting for men.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Only caught one, eh."

Fishing

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Summer Sledding

Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.

'This must be the 'worse' part of 'for better or worse'!'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Overturned boat.

Ice Whaling

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

'Ben feels that if you have to net them anyway, why bother using a rod?'

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'