Sports Fisher Gifts

Most experienced fishermen know better than to get involved in staring contests.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Ice fisher.

Fish hunting for men.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Ice Fishing

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Only caught one, eh."

Fishing

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Summer Sledding

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.

Overturned boat.

'This must be the 'worse' part of 'for better or worse'!'

Ice Whaling

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'Ben feels that if you have to net them anyway, why bother using a rod?'

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...