Sport Fishing Gifts

Ice fisher.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Fishing, Al?! You cancelled our hunting trip to go fishing!! God, it's like I don't even know you anymore!'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Once he caught his limit, Harry couldn't imagine how his day off work could possibly have got any better.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"You're in luck. Today I'm just fishing for compliments."

"Only caught one, eh."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Angling Competition

'Looks like we're going to have to settle this by having a fish-off.'

The Serious Match Angler - Interest in Nothing But Catching Fish.

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Bitchbark Canoe

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Not that net!'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Local Knowledge

Desert Island Meals.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

reincarnated worm...

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.