Sport Fishing Seeker Gifts

Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you could possibly bankrupt him.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

The one that got away

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Ice fisher.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

Dolphin

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Only caught one, eh."

Fishing

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"We're luckier than most people..."

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

The Specimen Hunter

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

'Sorry I'm late'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

No Loitering

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.