Tree Lover T-Shirts

"Why should I grow leaves if they're just going to fall back off?"

"That is so adorable. The tree is hugging you back!"

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

County Arborist truck runs of road into the only tree for miles around.

'Elm and oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"I don't want to rush things. Instead of hugging, why don't we just hold hands?"

"But Papi, that tree's special! How can we throw it out like trash?"

Changing house name.

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

'It's very nice, dear, but it's still not as lovely as a tree.'

Trees

'Hard day of clear cutting, dear?'

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

"Yes, I did mention that I wanted a big Christmas tree. However, I doubt that will fit in our home."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

What really happened to Macron's Tree....

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"Do you know how much I love you?"

'Hug it harder! I'm sure that will put it out!'

An eight-panel cartoon drawing of a tree growing as a boy grows into a man.

Welcome to Kew Gardens

"After a while, shredding documents wasn't enough."

"Isn't this great Darling: I've been invited to be a guest speaker at this year's "Sustainable Logging" convention..."

Camouflage Unit

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

Bonsai Redwood Tree

'Man, you're going bald.'

Tree Hair

A Recycling Sign Made Out Of A Felled Tree.

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

A tree that only days earlier was standing perfectly upright on its own.

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'