Chopping Trees Mugs

'You just GOTTA do things the hard way, don't ya.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

Stop and Birch

"Today, son, you are a man."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Childhood

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

No tree hugging.

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

"Some walk, huh?"

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

Sawrd Fighting

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

William and Real Estate

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

Take your Daughter to Word Day

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

Due to rising fuel prices and tired of dodging kickback, Fred tries an alternative method of cutting firewood.

Tree and man

Newton's Laws of Motion at work in the woods.

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"

Types of Willow Trees: Weeping, Freaked Out, Post-Nap and Super-Toned.

'The owner is motivated.'

Tree Crash: Tree Care Specialist

'You wait until I'm bigger...'