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'Jimmie, quick! Run and get the first aid kit.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Biker chopper shopper

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Loggerheads

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Sawrd Fighting

Pinochio's Computer

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Take your Daughter to Word Day

Due to rising fuel prices and tired of dodging kickback, Fred tries an alternative method of cutting firewood.

Man chops down trees to make wooden car.

Man talking to a tree.

Tree and man

Tree thinks about its lifecycle as a man is about to cut it down.

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

The world's last tree was felled...

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Lumberjack Interviews

"Maybe if we both pull."

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

"Don't overdo it, dear."

"Wait! Wait! Wait! I can tell you exactly what it sounds like if I fall and nobody hears it!"