Wood Choppers Gifts

'Jimmie, quick! Run and get the first aid kit.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'You said you wanted a F-A-C-E chord.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Whittlers Mother

Biker chopper shopper

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Loggerheads

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

Sawrd Fighting

Pinochio's Computer

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Take your Daughter to Word Day

Tree and man

Man talking to a tree.

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

Man chops down trees to make wooden car.

Tree thinks about its lifecycle as a man is about to cut it down.

"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."

Due to rising fuel prices and tired of dodging kickback, Fred tries an alternative method of cutting firewood.

Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

The world's last tree was felled...

"Just what the hell kind of Viking are you"

Lumberjack Interviews

"Wait! Wait! Wait! I can tell you exactly what it sounds like if I fall and nobody hears it!"

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"Maybe if we both pull."

"Don't overdo it, dear."