Wood Chopper Gifts

'Cold this morning, isn't it?'

'There's no inflammation of the wood pole. . . but he does appear to suffer from hardening of the chain saw.'

Tree and man

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Clubbing

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'You said you wanted a F-A-C-E chord.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Biker chopper shopper

Loggerheads

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Sawrd Fighting

Pinochio's Computer

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Bouncer.

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Take your Daughter to Word Day

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

Due to rising fuel prices and tired of dodging kickback, Fred tries an alternative method of cutting firewood.

Man chops down trees to make wooden car.

Beer goggles, whiskey binoculars and absinthe telescope.

Tree thinks about its lifecycle as a man is about to cut it down.

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

Man talking to a tree.

"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."

Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'