Wood Chopper Gifts

'Cold this morning, isn't it?'

'There's no inflammation of the wood pole. . . but he does appear to suffer from hardening of the chain saw.'

Tree and man

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Clubbing

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Biker chopper shopper

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

Loggerheads

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Pinochio's Computer

Sawrd Fighting

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Bouncer.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Take your Daughter to Word Day

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

Man chops down trees to make wooden car.

Due to rising fuel prices and tired of dodging kickback, Fred tries an alternative method of cutting firewood.

Beer goggles, whiskey binoculars and absinthe telescope.

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

Man talking to a tree.

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

Tree thinks about its lifecycle as a man is about to cut it down.

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition