Woodchopper Gifts

The Environmental Consequence of Christmas

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Lovely dovetail."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'You said you wanted a F-A-C-E chord.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

Nick Offerman

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Most projects require three hands."

Whittlers Mother

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

D.I.Y SUCKS!

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

Naked Furniture

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Bob's a tool belt."