Woodchopper Gifts

The Environmental Consequence of Christmas

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Lovely dovetail."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

"Most projects require three hands."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Nick Offerman

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Naked Furniture

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Bob's a tool belt."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

D.I.Y SUCKS!