Woodchuck Watcher Gifts

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Bird Torture.

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Espresso Martini Peacock

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"Can that be right?"

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Mother Duck.