Woodchuck Fan Gifts

'OK, I give up - how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Best before 65 million BC.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Raging Bull on Ice

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

Pirate Artist

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

How to wear a false moustache.

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

"They play with our shoes - we'll play with theirs."

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Penguins - one is skating.

For lunch, Maude bought the duck wrap.

White Wine on Ice!

"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."

Sneezing duck.

'I object, your Honor! How much wood would woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood is purely conjecture!'

"Hypoglycemia? Well, maybe. But like that pain in your shoulder, it could be a lot of things."

Furthest bounced drunk.

'You really don't like water do you, Jen?'

'He's showing off his muscles again! Why do the mares find the eventing guys so fascinating?!'