Woodpecker Fan Gifts

"Hypoglycemia? Well, maybe. But like that pain in your shoulder, it could be a lot of things."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

That one has all the batteries!

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

Self-driving sled

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

Santa's Reindeer on New Year's Eve.

Two birds refuel.

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

'What wine goes well with venison?'

Xmas Labour Shortage

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

"I won't be needing you this year."

Rudolph unblocking a chimney