Woodpecker Fan Pillows

"Hypoglycemia? Well, maybe. But like that pain in your shoulder, it could be a lot of things."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

Self-driving sled

Two birds refuel.

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

'What wine goes well with venison?'

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

'Looks like a mixed school of Bottlenose dolphins and bottled endorphins.'

"I won't be needing you this year."

Rudolph unblocking a chimney