Birdwatching Fan Pillows

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

Two birds refuel.

Pandemic Orphans

Cat at birdhouse vending machine.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Life is for the birds.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"That's not how I sat on you."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Knight feeding his kids.

The Worm Charmer

'You know too much!'

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!