Woodchuck Enthusiast Gifts

'Grandpa, tell me again how you used to chuck wood before you started outsourcing,'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Knight Golfing

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Surf Casting

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Fishing with God

I think you're ace

Snooker Golf.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Putting Practice.

"Touché"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."