Woodlice Watcher Gifts

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Mind the whale, dear."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Duck Hunt

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Tallyho!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."