Wood Carving Aficionado Mugs

Retirement: the turning point - 'The heck with the morning paper - I'm whittling.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"It was a botched surgery."

Luthier

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

Pinochio's Computer

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

Tall Snowman

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

Tree and man

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

"Reproduction furniture."

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Your Face In Stone

"Bit more shoulder luv"

Nice one, Darling. You've given us a Gothic arch cut out ouf the kitchen table.