Satellite Tv Admirer Gifts

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

'My woman, she gone and left me and took me 'SKY-TV' dish with her... No woman, no sky!'

Cut!

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

Next World Tours

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"It looked a lot better on Colin Firth."

A potato's favourite video

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Mars Rover

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

Living in a snow globe.

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

Annoyed planet.

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.'